Shamelessly stolen from Ran's, here's that Requiem for a Dream DirecTV spoof. It's amazingly well done. And horrible.

This is NSFW, obviously. It's requiem for a fucking dream! What work do you work at that it would be worksafe? Maybe in prison.




The URL in case that doesn't work, for some reason:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yg2K8CeVsU

This was sent to our company this morning to announce our monthly company meeting. I was horribly scarred and disturbed. Naturally, I thought my friends should have it too.

( Ma, are ya tweakin? )

Have fun with the captioning. :p

This sums me up better than anything I could ever possibly say. I don't think this is a good thing.

Yeah, I'm sure everyone's seen it. It made me happy. And the video is WoW-created, so there, it's relevant to two different things. Or something.



France was neat. Germany was better. Expect badly-edited pics in the future.

Not that I've been posting all that much, but I'm going to take a break from LJ and the boards for a while.

Hope y'all have been having a good holiday season and I'll see you around.

Some days, I hate having a name like "Kalon".

Your search - "kalon looks like" - did not match any documents.

I'm also doing a friends cut. Mostly because it's gotten too big and my interests about things have changed a lot. No offense meant to anyone.

For your perusal, a prison in the Phillipines practices...Thriller:



They do other musical numbers too - Radio Gaga, Sister Act (I will follow him), a few others. Wacky.

You Are Most Like Seth Rogen from 40 Year Old Virgin

Sarcastic with out-of-control hair

I'm not sorry, Kit. Hah.

w00t. No namby-pamby ocelot for me.

So, is this wedding dress the most awesome thing ever, or is it EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN THAT?

( awesome )

Seriously, if we can't wear Elvis wedding gowns and suits, the wedding will be a failure.

In addition to that awesomeness there are plenty of really awesome dresses at this site.

Just in case anyone missed out on it, the latest episode of Chad Vader (ep 5) is now up. How can you not love Chad Vader exclaiming his love for Chocotinis? Or his plans for a fully operational suicide jump? Good times. Watch all of 'em if you haven't, and watch this if you have.

Since everyone's doing it, my Christmas was okay. The weekend was spent working; the day itself was me mostly flying out to WV. It's been a pretty awesome Christmas break, if not the most traditional ever. Hope all are having a great holiday!

Hopefully this is part of what we're getting rid of in the future. Yanked from schneeble.

Government wants to spend your tax money on teaching abstinence to 19-29 year olds.

FUCK YOU, government.

Just wishin alanashinean a happy birthday. :) Hope you have a good one!

For those of ya that might not be all on TWoP and stuff, thought I'd give the link out to the season premiere of Veronica Mars. If you've not watched it, check it out - it's free and awesome. And has BSG references!

( You want a reason to come to Seattle? Visit the furry Panhandler )

Yeah, I don't know either. But I had to share this. You Are Beautiful!

Various text messages from Ro to me, courtesy of her crazy text-predictive system:

• Look down foreign boom rearendshot! Exchange information immediately. Wtf? Do not give me your chiro card. Savage.
• Peeing, sudden danger. Darkness - where is my bits? mouth opens wide like julia robert's elephant anus lips. Silent scream.
• surly camels fuck goats right in the eyebrows. shave motherfucker! the system is unstable and the programmers are weeping.
• hopeless island is the motherfucking morning. Bright and shining, I shove smiling people off climate changed cliffs. Fuckers.
• Civil War Porn. I fucked it wicked with three black midgets in a sea of aborted fetuses. It was hot.
• Drunk. At wedding. having heebee jeebies. Send marines. Hope you both are having fun. Sending drunken vodka greets.

Stolen from chat:
The King of the Board.

Cyr's super yuppie, which inspired us all.

( The magician ) Heh. I either get things done or I'm a LYING LAIR LIAR who LIES. Curse you, accurate Tarot Deck! Curssssse YOOUUUUUU!

I know a bot named Anna. She can ban whoever she likes. What a silly video, but it made me laugh.

And the dumbass of the week award comes from this beautiful gem courtesy of Red Rex:

All that being said, genoicide simply isn't the worst thing in the world, and hardly something not to be considered

Oh, sure, Dany could do worse. She could summon forth great Shub-Niggurath, mother of a thousand young, and plunge the realm into madness. She could, in theory, create a race of intelligent nanobots that disassembled the entire world of ASOIAF - before we ever truly find out whether R+L = J! Heck, she could get a really nasty papercut and rub some lemon juice in it!

Wow, people are dumb.

Also, the new meme:
( My trumps, my lovely lady trumps )