Bear is driving

Requiem for a DirecTV

2008-08-25T17:39:25Z

Shamelessly stolen from Ran's, here's that Requiem for a Dream DirecTV spoof. It's amazingly well done. And horrible.

This is NSFW, obviously. It's requiem for a fucking dream! What work do you work at that it would be worksafe? Maybe in prison.

The URL in case that doesn't work, for some reason:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yg2K8CeVsU

The joys of HR

2008-03-20T18:00:54Z

This was sent to our company this morning to announce our monthly company meeting. I was horribly scarred and disturbed. Naturally, I thought my friends should have it too.

Have fun with the captioning. :p

Something is WRONG

2008-03-13T17:58:54Z

This sums me up better than anything I could ever possibly say. I don't think this is a good thing.

Music Monday: Code Monkey

2008-03-03T20:58:05Z

Yeah, I'm sure everyone's seen it. It made me happy. And the video is WoW-created, so there, it's relevant to two different things. Or something.

France was neat. Germany was better. Expect badly-edited pics in the future.

Taking a break

2007-12-06T20:11:29Z

Not that I've been posting all that much, but I'm going to take a break from LJ and the boards for a while.

Hope y'all have been having a good holiday season and I'll see you around.

Google meme (sigh)

2007-09-11T20:35:41Z

Some days, I hate having a name like "Kalon".

Your search - "kalon looks like" - did not match any documents.

I'm also doing a friends cut. Mostly because it's gotten too big and my interests about things have changed a lot. No offense meant to anyone.

We're outsourcing our valuable entertainment!

2007-07-20T18:10:54Z

For your perusal, a prison in the Phillipines practices...Thriller:

They do other musical numbers too - Radio Gaga, Sister Act (I will follow him), a few others. Wacky.

I knew it, and look damn fine in a pushup bra

2007-05-10T22:40:40Z

You Are Most Like Seth Rogen from 40 Year Old Virgin

Sarcastic with out-of-control hair

Which Victoria's Secret Angel Are You?

I'm not sorry, Kit. Hah.

What furry am I?

2007-04-26T00:46:12Z

w00t. No namby-pamby ocelot for me.

Awesome, or SOOOO awesome?

2007-04-17T00:30:56Z

So, is this wedding dress the most awesome thing ever, or is it EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN THAT?

Seriously, if we can't wear Elvis wedding gowns and suits, the wedding will be a failure.

In addition to that awesomeness there are plenty of really awesome dresses at this site.

Tis the season for Chad Vader

2006-12-30T23:09:24Z

Just in case anyone missed out on it, the latest episode of Chad Vader (ep 5) is now up. How can you not love Chad Vader exclaiming his love for Chocotinis? Or his plans for a fully operational suicide jump? Good times. Watch all of 'em if you haven't, and watch this if you have.

Since everyone's doing it, my Christmas was okay. The weekend was spent working; the day itself was me mostly flying out to WV. It's been a pretty awesome Christmas break, if not the most traditional ever. Hope all are having a great holiday!

Vote this shit out

2006-11-30T02:08:06Z

Hopefully this is part of what we're getting rid of in the future. Yanked from schneeble.

Government wants to spend your tax money on teaching abstinence to 19-29 year olds.

FUCK YOU, government.

Happy Birthday, alanashinean!

2006-11-20T16:10:53Z

Just wishin alanashinean a happy birthday. :) Hope you have a good one!

Veronica Mars season premiere

2006-09-26T12:18:27Z

For those of ya that might not be all on TWoP and stuff, thought I'd give the link out to the season premiere of Veronica Mars. If you've not watched it, check it out - it's free and awesome. And has BSG references!

Furry panhandler

2006-09-07T20:30:29Z

Taken from caseyplusplus - the Furry panhandler:

Yeah, I don't know either. But I had to share this. You Are Beautiful!

Ro Text messages - OF AWESOMENESS.

2006-08-21T21:01:43Z

Various text messages from Ro to me, courtesy of her crazy text-predictive system:

Look down foreign boom rearendshot! Exchange information immediately. Wtf? Do not give me your chiro card. Savage.
Peeing, sudden danger. Darkness - where is my bits? mouth opens wide like julia robert's elephant anus lips. Silent scream.
surly camels fuck goats right in the eyebrows. shave motherfucker! the system is unstable and the programmers are weeping.
hopeless island is the motherfucking morning. Bright and shining, I shove smiling people off climate changed cliffs. Fuckers.
Civil War Porn. I fucked it wicked with three black midgets in a sea of aborted fetuses. It was hot.
Drunk. At wedding. having heebee jeebies. Send marines. Hope you both are having fun. Sending drunken vodka greets.

The King of the Board

2006-07-29T20:45:45Z

Stolen from chat:
The King of the Board.

Cyr's super yuppie, which inspired us all.

I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so

2006-07-25T14:44:00Z

You scored as I - Magician. The Magician, represents those aspects of the personality traditionally considered "masculine". He is in control. He knows how things work. He takes action and makes things happen. One that operates through the power of Will rather than brute force. The Magician represents the application of knowledge. The Magician creates his desired reality. When this card appears in a Tarot spread it indicates the attainment of goals through the application of knowledge and Will. If badly aspected in a spread, this card can represent abuse of power. It can indicate manipulation of others, trickery and deception.

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VIII - Strength

56%

II - The High Priestess

56%

I - Magician

56%

XI: Justice

56%

XIII: Death

50%

XVI: The Tower

50%

IV - The Emperor

44%

X - Wheel of Fortune

44%

0 - The Fool

38%

III - The Empress

38%

XIX: The Sun

38%

XV: The Devil

38%

VI: The Lovers

38%

Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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Heh. I either get things done or I'm a LYING LAIR LIAR who LIES. Curse you, accurate Tarot Deck! Curssssse YOOUUUUUU!

More things to amuse Chal & Cerys

2006-07-13T01:10:05Z

I know a bot named Anna. She can ban whoever she likes. What a silly video, but it made me laugh.

Congratulations: you're a dumbass

2006-07-03T15:37:20Z

And the dumbass of the week award comes from this beautiful gem courtesy of Red Rex:

All that being said, genoicide simply isn't the worst thing in the world, and hardly something not to be considered

Oh, sure, Dany could do worse. She could summon forth great Shub-Niggurath, mother of a thousand young, and plunge the realm into madness. She could, in theory, create a race of intelligent nanobots that disassembled the entire world of ASOIAF - before we ever truly find out whether R+L = J! Heck, she could get a really nasty papercut and rub some lemon juice in it!

Wow, people are dumb.

Also, the new meme:

LIVE TRUMPS 1.1

watch kalbear fight

CREATE YOUR CARD

Hmm...an actually fun meme?

2006-07-02T20:12:18Z

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Happy Birthday, Silverstiel

2006-07-02T15:41:56Z

A big ol Happy Birthday to silverstiel, who is probably too busy aggroing funerals to notice. :)

To schnappycat:

2006-06-05T04:29:24Z

Just wanted to say: *hugs*

Missed ya around, and hope ya come by again soon.

Things that do not suck

2006-06-01T20:33:21Z

In a couple weeks I fly out for my first real 'job' at this place - I get to go to fabulous...Richmond, Virginia. Okay, so not so fabulous. However, it is fairly close to Washington (a 2 hr drive) and I like travel. If you're in the area and would like to meet up with me, get in touch and we'll hang out and stuff. I'll be there from the 19th to the 23rd of June.

What might suck slightly less than that - and I don't know this is absolutely the case yet, but mebbe - is that there's a good chance that I'll be going to Vegas on Monday to also help with a customer thing. Vegas, baybee, Vegas! I'll know more about that in a few hours, but it'd be from Monday to Wed. Again, if you'd be interested in meeting up, let me know. (rats - just found out, no Vegas next week. Ah well)

I fucking LOVE this job.

How I feel about memes, sometimes

2006-05-28T04:13:13Z